Justin Wilson - In Orbit
1975 Jewel Record Corp Jun75
Justin Wilson could be just about anything in life that he wanted to be but and Astronaut. His description of outer space observations as Beautimus of Wondermous would bring all the data reduction computers to a screeching halt being unable to decode or classify the information. As for linking up with and greeting foreign Astronauts in outer space, his Hello dare, how you all are would send scores of foreign interpreters into real panic trying to decide whether wheir space travelers were just being greeted or whether they were being hijacked. I wouldn"t blame any of our Astronauts for not wanting Justin aboard the spacecraft with them. It hurts to be kept in a constant state of laughter what with all of those sensors taped all over your body, and I Garontee that Justin would have everybody aboard in a constant state of laughter. He would have everybody hurting real bad in short order. Probably all the instrumentation back at spaceflight control being fed by those sensors would be fluctuation so wildly that they would have to abort the mission. Even though Justin couldn"t be and Astronaut, he is a wonderful friend, humorist, and story teller of the first order. Don"t look for him in those Television pictures transmitted back to us from outer space. Even thought his wit and humor is out of this world, chances are that he will still be down here with the rest of us. I"m sure that you will find this Album just as wonderful and exciting as the rest of the onces that he did before this one.
Tracks:
Introduction and What is a Cajun?
Safety Expert / Space Workers
The Cajun From Texas A&M
The Smart Egg Buyer
Innovative Chicken Farmer
Hoping for a Full Moon
Sheriff"s Dispatcher
The Diplomat
The Biographer
Keen Eyed Witness
Frugal Husband
Inquiring Optometrist
Police Radio Dispatcher
Smart Barber
Closing
